July 2006
Thoughts on Aging
Posted Tuesday, July 4, 2006 by I.M. Jokin
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied. "Two years older than me."
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going back home, is it?"
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" The reporter asked.
"She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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