May 2001
some ideas just shouldn't be...
Posted Sunday, May 6, 2001 by Phrogie
There ain't much by way of rumours this month, other than people starting to get reeeeeal anxious about Alpha tests starting. (Nope, even I'm not gonna add to that rumour...see some things are sacred)
In the meantime, I did overhear a certain COR-mite say this about our favourite Spirit Lurkers: "Need to teach you infernal Lurkers to be nice, upstanding citizens 'n such. Make you into folks that are fiercely protective of their lawns rather than pesky thieving."
I think he's already started brainwashing Chyanna...I went over to her place earlier this week to interview her about this particular quest of Panzer's. As I came walking up the lane, she accosted me with a naked blade and a dangerous glint in her oh-so emerald eyes and had this to say: "Yas even think about touchin' my Pink Flamingo lawn ornaments, an' I'll 'ave ta kill yas."
It was then I noticed them.
Needless to say, the interview did not happen...but I did return later to a nearby rooftop to see her heckling innocent passer-bys about her "beaute o' a lawn." And of course, my Eye-Spy in the Sky caught the image as well:
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